So, of course, you were supposed to call me tonight. You were supposed to call me tonight. We would have gone to the cinema And after to the restaurant, The one you like in your street. We would have slept together, Have a nice breakfast together. And then a walk in the park together. How beautiful is that! You would have said "I love you" In the cutest place on earth Where some lullabies are dancing With the fairies. I would have waited like a week or two but you never try to reach me, no, you never call me back. You were dating that bitch blond girl If I find her I swear, I swear I'll kill her, I'll kill her. She stole my future, She broke my dream, I'll kill her, I'll kill her. She stole my future When she took you away I would have met your friends We would have had a drink or two. They would have liked me, 'Cause sometimes I'm funny! I would have met your dad, I would have met your mum. She would have said 'please, can you make some beautiful babies?' So we would have had a boy called Tom, and a girl called Susan Born in Japan !
C'est un escargot qui se rend au comissariat après s'être fait agressé par 2 tortues Le policier: Vous pouvez me raconter ce qu'il s'est passé? L'escargot: Impossible, ça s'est passé si vite !
Marie__Et ça te prend combien de temps en avion ? Léa__Euh 120,130 aller-retour. Marie__120 quoi ? Léa__Ben ¤ ! Marie__Nan mais combien de temps ? Léa__Ah ! Bah une semaine et demie... Marie__T'es conne ou quoi ?